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["Svetislav Grbich" <svetislav@kashtan-ua.com.ua>]

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In Japan, they have  replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error
messages with Haiku poetry  messages. Haiku poetry has strict construction
rules: Each poem has only 17 syllables; 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in
the
second line, 5 in the third  line. They are used to communicate a timeless
message, often achieving a  wistful, yearning and powerful insight through
extreme brevity. Here are 16a ctual error messages from Japan.

Below, the essence of  Zen:

Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now  it is gone.

The Web site you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.

Chaos reigns  within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall  return.

Program aborting:
Close all that you have worked  on.
You ask far too much.

Windows NT crashed.
I am  the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your  screams.

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not  working.
Windows is like that.

First snow, then  silence.
This thousand-dollar screen dies
So  beautifully.

With searching comes loss
And the presence of  absence:
"My Novel" not found.

The Tao that is seen
Is  not the true Tao until
You bring fresh toner.

Stay the patient  course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is  down.

A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To as imple stone.

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost  data.
Guess which has occurred.

You step in the  stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not  here.

Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole  sky,
But we never will.

Having been erased,
The  document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.

Seriouse rror.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank....

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:)))))))
hikari





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